Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 11, 2016
Transcript:
Timmy Tofu's ineffective pickup lines lesson #1 Timmy Tofu: Hey baby, you are like a work of art. An abstract work of art, mind you... not beautiful in the conventional sense, per se... but in fascinating in how you deviate from accepted artistic norms. Want to get naked?
And then what? Tofu love? I wouldn’t like to watch.