Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 30, 2016
November 29, 2016
December 01, 2016
Transcript:
Cat breath miracle cures! Minty tuna, genetically modified to smell like strawberries, cat collar with built-in lavender air freshener, with motion sensor, bacon suit, menthol catnip, throat implant that emits smell of freshly baked bread.
While these are very creative ideas, I usually just keep my nose/face away from her face – but that’s not as funny.