Boss: What are you long term goals with the company? Employee: I don't have any. All of my long -term goals involve actual meaningful stuff.
My long term goals are to do as little as possible, steal as much stuff as I can and then trip over a pencil and take the company to court for compensation.
My long term goals are to do as little as possible, steal as much stuff as I can and then trip over a pencil and take the company to court for compensation.