Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 27, 2019
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February 28, 2019
Transcript:
Samuel L Jackson: Get the @#@* Away from my car. Car alarms would be more effective if they spoke calmly in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.
I own an insurance company. I just wire the alarm to 5 sticks of TNT. And then I use the money I give myself from the policy I wrote for myself to buy a new car.