Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 26, 2023

No, there’s no way this could go badly…

Isn’t that what imaginary friends are for?

I always suspected there was a monster in the closet or under the bed. If only I’d known.

So the closet is imaginary??

Well, if you have to have monsters, they might as well be imaginary.

Ask the monster under the bed for a second opinion.

Doug, kindly email me your mailing address so I can get one of our nifty pins your way. (Do you have another email address that isn’t clogged with ads, spam, and imaginary closet monsters?!)

Got to love those emotional support monsters.

I recently found a definition in Stanislaw Lem’s “The Futurological Congress”: simulant – something that pretends to exist, but doesn’t.

Hmmm

I wonder how vision insurance works for invisible monsters with three eyes? Do you get one and a half pairs of glasses gratis each year, or…?