Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 08, 2024

Employee chicken 1: “Then the hand is probably also toxic. Run away! Run away now! I call dibs on your computer!”

Still work hard, save your money so you can retire early…

“Now, now. You should expect that. After all, it’s a Presidential Election Year!”

Then bite it, spit out the garbage.

But what if you are poisonous garbage?

All those food additives aren’t technically poison though your babies may have an extra eye or two.

Perhaps a little peck would be in order.

Sell it to the government. :)

Then. Houston we’ve got a problem

Chew away.