Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 03, 2024

Box 2: [X].

Glug, glug, glug. Now it’s empty.

…optimist: half full…pessimist: half empty… Engineer: twice the needed capacity…

optimist vs existentialist

You are using the wrong sized glass, but we can fix that in several ways. We are engineers.

Optimist vs. nihilist.

I’d like some ice please…

Both the optimist and the pessimist can see that the glass is half full. The difference is the pessimist is disappointed that it’s ONLY half full.

I’m not drinking that!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what fish do in it?????? :)

Would it upset your little metaphysical world if I told you that someone had stolen my glass?

The second part of the test, the revolver is: A – not loaded, B – loaded or C – just pull the trigger all ready!

From optimist to undecided voter.

Thanks. All I wanted was a half a glass.

the glass is improperly engineered for the amount of available water