Mother is always concerned for her dear little green Leopold! But I’m going to guess that the cyanide will not turn him into a little blue boy. He’s a survivor!
“Your Mother called. She said they were planning to come visit, but apparently your father took ill last week and passed away this morning. The funeral is tomorrow and the will reading is next week. Apparently, he had a secret vault filled with gold and precious gems… Leo? Leo?”
Wenthral almost 13 years ago
Is it Grape or Cherry flavored?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Mother is always concerned for her dear little green Leopold! But I’m going to guess that the cyanide will not turn him into a little blue boy. He’s a survivor!
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
The line went dead.
WebSpider almost 13 years ago
Leo should let Gary finish his line:
“Your Mother called. She said they were planning to come visit, but apparently your father took ill last week and passed away this morning. The funeral is tomorrow and the will reading is next week. Apparently, he had a secret vault filled with gold and precious gems… Leo? Leo?”
J Short almost 13 years ago
Now Gary is gonna have to do that Heineken maneuver.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
She wanted you to come watch an Ozzie and Harriet marathon on TV.
blanche64 almost 13 years ago
as a mother i am insulted, as a daughter i can totally understand
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
Apple seeds are only dangerous if the outer hull is broken.
Chewed, crushed or processed in a birds crop, bad.
Swallowed whole, they pass through most animals digestive tract intact and pose little danger.
Roasted, baked, boiled or subjected to a hard freeze thatcracked the hull, bad.
ironflange almost 13 years ago
I’d like to meet Mom.