Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 12, 2012

There is never a peaceful moment around here, is there?

Did the neighbours complain about Gary’s hammering all through the night? They could have asked Leopold to speak to him about the noise.

Now that is one really big gopher!

The Pergola! Doomed! (As was my search for any online recording of Will Holt’s “The Pergola,” from around 1960). Gary is a great DIY handyman, however. Who knew?

He should see a doctor about that huge mole.

Hey Gary, he digs your Gazebo.

That would be my luck to build the gazebo over a hellmouth

If you build it, they will come.

That happens to Lio’s dad routinely.

Perhaps his name is Digby, and he’s a drill sergeant who’s a bit of a bore, and he mines if you burrow money from him.

a friend of Leopold’s, i’m sure.

You have awakened the gazebo. It catches and eats you.

Why would you build a gazebo to shield you from the dark?