Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 15, 2013

vote yes on “no fungus among us”.

But no more problems with that annoying belly button lint.

“It’s only a flesh wound!” Leopold was just trying to be helpful, wasn’t he?

Such a warm. loving household!!!!

: ) If this is an example of Gary making conversation, I’m beginning to see why he struck out with those last few ladies…

Leopold could have taught Goldfinger a thing or two.

Aim lower; much lower.

He certainly doesn’t aim to please.

You did want the orchidectomy, didn’t you?

Trigger-happy much?

This is one of those situations where you want to be specefic.