Now, I’m not an expert in vampire physiology, but isn’t a lack of a pulse one aspect of their undeadness? And isn’t one’s need for sildenafil citrate (more commonly known by its brand name, which uncoincidentally almost rhymes with Niagara) caused at least in part by poor circulation? So… if there was ever a woman who was not repulsed by Gary, would he actually be able to follow his interests through to completion?
Now, I’m not an expert in vampire physiology, but isn’t a lack of a pulse one aspect of their undeadness? And isn’t one’s need for sildenafil citrate (more commonly known by its brand name, which uncoincidentally almost rhymes with Niagara) caused at least in part by poor circulation? So… if there was ever a woman who was not repulsed by Gary, would he actually be able to follow his interests through to completion?