Now, I’m not an expert in vampire physiology, but isn’t a lack of a pulse one aspect of their undeadness? And isn’t one’s need for sildenafil citrate (more commonly known by its brand name, which uncoincidentally almost rhymes with Niagara) caused at least in part by poor circulation? So… if there was ever a woman who was not repulsed by Gary, would he actually be able to follow his interests through to completion?
Bill Thompson about 8 years ago
That’s why I have a cat, Gary.
PICTO about 8 years ago
Frank and Steve need a chick magnet…?
fishbulb239 about 8 years ago
Now, I’m not an expert in vampire physiology, but isn’t a lack of a pulse one aspect of their undeadness? And isn’t one’s need for sildenafil citrate (more commonly known by its brand name, which uncoincidentally almost rhymes with Niagara) caused at least in part by poor circulation? So… if there was ever a woman who was not repulsed by Gary, would he actually be able to follow his interests through to completion?
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
Well after all, it is the magnet that grabs the metal.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Funny.
danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago
Yep.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Don’t fret over her, Gary. Her horrific stereotyping of you was so disgusting! YIP!