Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 03, 2018

Hey! That’s my password!

Something might be lost in translation from gibberish to English.

Good to see another um,.. person with two left thumbs like me. I struggle to type on my smartphone, and am at the mercy of auto-complete. Help! :D

Palm reading.

So the “president” of the United States texts Gary for advice. We’re doomed.

covfefe

Geez man, at least you could have gone behind that tree if you had to take a leak.

Oh, he’s just sending over some tax code explanations!

Sometimes, being a Blob without clearly articulated digits can be a gloopy drag!