Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 23, 2019

Gary’s the epitome of self-control!

Please tell me she’s not about to order food in that grimy bar where they spill stuff on the floor and leave it. . .

Don’t even start thinking about “Tiny Dancer.”

“Want me to clean that up for you?”

Now I just want to kill Elton John.

Elton John, you are not, Gary! That “singing” is surely Abusive Behavior….