Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 14, 2020

They’ll never get any better NOW.

They had it coming!!

This is one time I’m on Leo’s side!

Bullies eventually get what’s coming to them…

Those two never made it to the convention.

They shouldn’t have reminded Leo about his Mummy! :D

I hope you used their skateboards upside their heads several dozen times prior to consuming them. Or, eating skateboarders alive as they screamed in terror would be good, too.

They’re full of junk food, monster. They’ll cause you indigestion! Maybe your pet snake can digest them though.

I see what Buford did there! (I wonder, did he?) :-p

It’s because they spend too much time…

…playing games.

I would think they would be more junk foody than gamey.

Well, sure…

a) They’re not ripe yet

b) They tend to neglect hygiene (at least the male ones)

Even though they are Free Range Teens, they still need proper aging to improve flavor and tenderness!