“Can I take you out for a steak dinner?”
“What kind of stake? Oak, pine, cedar, pressure treated…”
Nailed it.
I don’t think she is really interested in his type.
Fastest put down yet…
“Wow. Super cool. Fire ants! Can I buy you a drink?”
Great reply!
I gotta remember that line. It’s a keeper!
Talk about a straight line setup.
Old pickup line.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Gal: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
It looks like she is a regular so if “anything” includes money.. and if you have enough.. just lay it on the table, very little discussion required.
Gary, this lady transforms into an aardvark at night. She’s complimenting you in the most serious way. It’s your lucky night, bro!
I had an uncle once that worked in a carnival sideshow. He called himself “The Human Aunt Eater.”
Ring the gong and get the hook!
Great impromptu put-down! To be sure, Gary is striking out again, but at least the Lady deserves our respect!
October 24, 2014
Gonzo Jabrone about 4 years ago
“Can I take you out for a steak dinner?”
“What kind of stake? Oak, pine, cedar, pressure treated…”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
Nailed it.
RohanDemon about 4 years ago
I don’t think she is really interested in his type.
donwalter about 4 years ago
Fastest put down yet…
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 4 years ago
“Wow. Super cool. Fire ants! Can I buy you a drink?”
Dobber Premium Member about 4 years ago
Great reply!
joegeethree about 4 years ago
I gotta remember that line. It’s a keeper!
J Short about 4 years ago
Talk about a straight line setup.
J Short about 4 years ago
Old pickup line.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Gal: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
It looks like she is a regular so if “anything” includes money.. and if you have enough.. just lay it on the table, very little discussion required.
The Orange Mailman about 4 years ago
Gary, this lady transforms into an aardvark at night. She’s complimenting you in the most serious way. It’s your lucky night, bro!
Gonzo Jabrone about 4 years ago
I had an uncle once that worked in a carnival sideshow. He called himself “The Human Aunt Eater.”
Ring the gong and get the hook!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Great impromptu put-down! To be sure, Gary is striking out again, but at least the Lady deserves our respect!