Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 30, 2020

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    “Can I take you out for a steak dinner?”

    “What kind of stake? Oak, pine, cedar, pressure treated…”

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 4 years ago

    Nailed it.

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    RohanDemon  about 4 years ago

    I don’t think she is really interested in his type.

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    donwalter  about 4 years ago

    Fastest put down yet…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    “Wow. Super cool. Fire ants! Can I buy you a drink?”

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    Dobber Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Great reply!

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    joegeethree  about 4 years ago

    I gotta remember that line. It’s a keeper!

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Talk about a straight line setup.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Old pickup line.

    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Gal: Did what hurt?

    Guy: When you fell from heaven.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It looks like she is a regular so if “anything” includes money.. and if you have enough.. just lay it on the table, very little discussion required.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 4 years ago

    Gary, this lady transforms into an aardvark at night. She’s complimenting you in the most serious way. It’s your lucky night, bro!

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    I had an uncle once that worked in a carnival sideshow. He called himself “The Human Aunt Eater.”

    Ring the gong and get the hook!

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Great impromptu put-down! To be sure, Gary is striking out again, but at least the Lady deserves our respect!

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