Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 16, 2020

If they go bowling, can she find shoes that fit?

Better get that patched up before daylight.

She will put Leopold to good use.

…and remember to wear “protection”.

I really don’t want to know….

Ha haha ha! Mark, you made me spit coffee on my screen. lmao…

It looks like she’s missing a digit…But, then, again, so it Gary.

I can’t figure out what they see in each other…..

She did say she’d pick him up at 8.

Man, whatta hunk of woman! :D

How many gallons of Sherwin-Williams do those nails take?

Gary must have by now learned to hate when Leopold’s “Date Night” rolls around. Fifty is so direct with her little green hunk o’ love!

Call me crazy, but I wouldn’t mind being Leopold for one night.

And the house is miraculously repaired soon after.

They have a big night planned.

Why does this make me think of the 1980s music video “Call Me”?