Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 06, 2021

You gotta have priorities, and Gary has priorities

I knew I was fat when I went as Dracula for Halloween and everyone thought I was Grandpa Munster!

It’s not the cape that makes you look fat.

“Does my gut look big in this?”

Don’t hold back Leo. Tell him what you really think.

Gary just dismisses Leopold spew….good thing….and yes you still look fat! Need a bigger size cape! Blah Blah Blah

And another perfectly good diss is wasted on Gary.

Yeah, Fat too….

I wonder if Gary was fat when he really acted like a vampire. Maybe human blood is less fattening, with great taste. Or, it is just the junk food now that make him fat.

Priorities.

The cape looks great, Gary! But you also look fat because you are fat..

Leopold’s criticism is harsh, but true….

You were fat when you became a vampire and fat you shall remain!

Just check yourself in the mirror….oops! My bad!