Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 28, 2022

The babushka look is you Gary.

Geez when it gets to Owen laughing at you, things are bleak indeed.

Start charging them rent!!! That will change their attitude!!!

What could posibly be more fun than watching and mocking a fat vampire wearing a silly bandana and striking ballerina poses? :D

In completely unrelated vampire news, season four of What We Do In The Shadows premieres on July 12 (just two weeks away!)

Ann Rice’s “Interview With a Vampire” series begins this fall! AMC!

Poor Gary! Leo is so cruel and he never offers any help…..

Hey Gary, you missed a spot over there.

Do rag

Gary gives French Maids a bad name. Heck, he even gives babushka maids a bad name. Nice to see Owen crack a smile for once, though.

You asked for mocking, Gary, wearing that stupid bandana.

Why would a vampire dust, anyway? It isn’t like he has any women coming over…

LMAO at Gary’s do rag!

Could be worse, Gary wearing an apron.

You asked for it, Gary. And you do look sorta cute in your dusting outfit and pose….