Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 23, 2022

A one-time vampire that now hires himself out to parties to open beer cans on both sides at the same time…

“He was asking for it. He had what I wanted and didn’t defend it well enough. His own fault!”

If Leo and Gary aren’t human beings what do you think their genus species is.

Gary is at least trying to be a civil vamp…blah blah blah

It was better back in the old country.

Tell it like it is, Leo! He started it with snarky remarks about your landline telephone (I also have one, BTW)!

I guess that he lost that prey/predator feeling…..

The only thing pink and defenseless Gary attacks these days is a jelly donut or bubblegum ice cream.

It was the head of the HOA again. No problem. :)

I hear ya, Leo. That triggers me as well.

Leopold eats pink human males at least 20-40 years old.

Leopold knows and acts in accord with his nature as a mutant cannibalistic green monster.

What’s your excuse, Gary? When did last drain a victim of blood?