Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 04, 2022

How could that be a gravy stain on your shoulder!!!!

oh d’stain.

I’m going to guess that “gravy or nougat” isn’t vampspeak for “blood or gore.”

Peroxide gets the blood stains out, Gary, but seems you’re not in need of it anymore….

I guess that the only change that they’re going to see around there is Gary changing out of his stained sweater.

So much for Gary returning to his Attitude Era self!

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that it is safe to assume that the stain is not from a nougat eating victim nor someone running with gravy. Some people dance with wolves, others enjoy running with the devil. Gary is more apt to do the buffet hokey pokey.

Taste it Gary, and see!

So THAT’S why he doesn’t wear his black menacing cape anymore. Take it to the dry cleaners, Gary.

I wonder where the ghost of Gary went?

Gary is hopelessly suburbanized. And that’s really scary….