Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 10, 2023

Have Leo get you a bigger jar, or maybe a fish tank!!!

All of humanity is in their individual jars, Travis. It’s okay. Do what everyone else does: dream.

Well, for starters he needs a good high speed internet connection.

Travis has already reached his potential…☹️☹️☹️

“But you are already the BEST head in a jar I know!”

One never knows. Some might fertilize a mighty oak.. others, noxious weeds.

The Severed Head Support group should be called…

Two approaches.

1. Press on Travis! You will soar to new heights.

2. Travis, you already have. This is it. Congratulations!

“Good thing to question, but how likely is it that you won’t?”

Question. What does he want to do that’s within his limitations? I’ve known quadriplegics that were teachers and even a courtroom civil attorney. However, a living head without a body would most definitely thrust him into the limelight that he might not want to be in…..

All the abuse Travis has endured, and THIS is what makes him crack? Just replace his fluid with some tequila and he’ll be fine.

Travis has reached incredible heights in his life. Once he floated up to the jar lid.

Hmm.

Yeah; “what if,” Travis?

Relax, dude. You have pretty much zero unfulfilled potential. Deal.