Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 19, 2023

Hägar: There are the Haves and the Have Nots.

Lucky Eddie: Who are those people over thee?

Hägar: The Have less.

The next time you is feels low use your head.

You are all nothing but the hallucinations of Travis.

♫♪

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you’re chewing on life’s gristle

Don’t grumble, give a whistle

And this’ll help things turn out for the best

And

♪♫

There’s always somebody worse off. Most can be helped.. Travis? Don’t think so.

I think Beatris needs to take Travis out more. He seems to like that.

No matter how bad you got it, someone out there is worse off. Unless you’re “someone.”

Travis does unintentional asmr.

Schadenfreude! The petty path to happiness!

Travis has a purpose in life. Sad, but true. :)

Ah, Travis is STILL the best ❤️

See, Travis? You really do serve a beneficial purpose in this household, giving cheer to the feckless vampire and the despondent ghost!