Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 23, 2023

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    cdward  12 months ago

    I remember one night going out for pizza with my two boys. While we waited for our order, there was a loud bang outside. We looked out the door and saw a power line down and sparking all over the place. While several adults went out to get a better look, the boys grabbed my hand and said, “Stay back, Dad. Those are dangerous.”

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    phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago

    Leopold might really enjoy it if right now Gary would hit the accelerator and slam on the brakes.

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    The Orange Mailman  12 months ago

    Being that it’s Thanksgiving and all I bet Leo has a hankering for some fried Hippie.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Leo’s really up on current events.

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Now, Leopold, you can’t wait around all day for some tasty-looking chubby kid to get electrocuted! Go and invite some kids to this playground and save time!

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    6turtle9  12 months ago

    A watched pot never boils, and likewise a live wire won’t sear any babies all by itself. Try singing Turkey in the Straw (traditional ice cream truck song) to lure them in.

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