Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 30, 2024

From Not Always Right: A Series Of Ever More Complicated Blonde Moments

Customer: “Is it okay if I wait at the bar until a hot blonde walks in?”

Me: “I mean, sure, you can wait at the bar, but I wouldn’t recommend harassing any of our customers.”

Customer: “Don’t worry. I’m smooth.”

I cautiously let him sit there with his small beer, but I keep an eye on him. Funnily enough, a blonde actually does walk into the bar about ten minutes later. This guy actually winks at me, and then he moves in to prove how “smooth” he is.

Customer: “Hey there, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? I can see you’re married, and your husband is one lucky guy, I gotta say!”

I’m about to move in to stop his display, but the woman just rolls her eyes and kisses him.

Customer: Seeing my alarm “Yo, barkeep! Meet my wife!”

Man, what a rollercoaster.

NOT my story although I did pull something similar once.

What’s it do? Magnifies much other thingies, which you’re doing to me, right now!

Beepable bewbie alert. BEEPABLE BEWBIE ALERT.

Travis has been sexiled

Am I the only one here who has trouble imaging how Leo and the blond go about making out?

Leo was a playa….

I know Leo is short for Leopold but today’s strip reminds me of Leonard and Penny.

He’s hoping for a lot of chemistry, between them.

Leopold is about to show her what another thingie does.

This is going to be interesting if Beatrice finds out. Or, the fifty foot woman! They may team up! :)

Let the games begin!

What if Leo’s mother finds out???