Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 12, 2024

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  10 days ago

    Yes you have. You’ve earned a lot more than that. Have a large hot vanilla latte, on Leo.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 10 days ago

    Happy deathday Gary!

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    SquidGamerGal  10 days ago

    That means he was turned on the year 1311!

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    Gent  9 days ago

    Kinda sad eh.

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    ladykat  9 days ago

    Yes, you have, Gary.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 days ago

    He’ll probably have another one on Fangsgiving.

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    Cerabooge  9 days ago

    Why doesn’t he celebrate with blood pudding?

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    The Orange Mailman  9 days ago

    Let’s see, what else happened in the year 1311?

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    6turtle9  9 days ago

    Here are some events that happened in 1311:

    Delhi Sultanate massacre

    The ruler of the Delhi Sultanate, Alauddin Khalji, ordered a mass killing of Mongols who had recently converted to Islam. The massacre was a response to a conspiracy by some Mongol amirs to kill Khalji.

    Henry VII crowned King of Italy

    Henry VII was crowned King of Italy in Milan on January 6, 1311. The Tuscan Guelphs refused to attend the ceremony and prepared to resist Henry’s rule.

    Council of Vienne

    The Council of Vienne established in canon law the tradition of forbidding clerical marriages. The council also included punishments for other sexual offenses, such as concubinage, rape, fornication, adultery, and incest.

    Ordinances of 1311

    The Ordinances of 1311 banned what was seen as extortionate customs and prices. The Ordinances also declared that revenues were to be paid directly into the Exchequer, making royal finances more accountable to the public

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    6turtle9  9 days ago

    Gary was born in the Middle Ages, and now his middle has aged and expanded to epic proportions.

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    Thehag  9 days ago

    Happy Undead Day!

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