Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 05, 2015
October 02, 2015
October 06, 2015
Transcript:
Alien 1: Hello? Alien 2: Hello ma'am we're here to inform you that your sentient status has been revoked. Alien 1: Revoked? Alien 2: Yes, sorry for the trouble. you've been downgraded to lifetime automaton. You'll still have to vacate the premises so an actual person can move in. Sign here. Alien 1: I feel actual. Alien 2: You have been classified non-sentient, ergo those must be simulated feelings, ignore them and they should go away in time. Initial here. Alien 1: Oh. Alien 2: Thank you so much Mrs. Nesbitt. And if you have any thoughts you want to share with us in the future, please stop. You're no longer licensed for that.
Today’s alt text: “You’re non-sentient and your mother dresses you funny”