Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for March 02, 2018
March 01, 2018
March 05, 2018
Transcript:
Alien 1: You remember that one time? In college? Alien 2: You mean when we strapped a billion freshmen onto volcanoes on that remote planet and detonated the volcanoes with H-bombs so their souls would wander the planet for eternity until they can eventually bond with the soul of a living being in a desperate attempt to reclaim their past lives? Yeah good times. Alien 1: Nobody pulls original pranks like that anymore. It's all hackneyed panty raids and laser guillotines. What happened to creativity? Alien 2: No such thing. Even artists like us have their influences. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Alien 1: Who said that? Alien 2: I did. With my mouth.
Mad Sci almost 7 years ago
Hence why early covers of Dianetics had a volcano on the cover.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Ah, dang, it turns out that nuclear detonations can destroy souls! Who would have thought of it? William S. Burroughs did.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Ah, dang, it turns out that nuclear detonations can destroy souls! Who would have thought of it? William S. Burroughs did.
Good news everyone, explosives power by energized red mercury can explode with nuclear levels of force, but no EMP, no radiation and no de-ionizing of souls!
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 7 years ago
I’ve waited all day for that news, Night-Gaunt49. Now I can rest easy.