Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for February 19, 2019
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Quantum County Axis Pub, Bledfordsmigthunberg system, Dimension X Deer: I'm telling you, it's impossible to keep a job for more than three or four hours in this economy. Your office isn't hiring by any chance, is it? I can answer phones and do light filing. I promise not to murder anything. Flesh wounds only. You're terrible conversationalist.
Well, there’s something you don’t see too often: a serial workplace mass killer. Usually those guys are one-and-done.