Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 11, 2023

That wasn’t a toe.

Just slap some Turtle Wax on that. (What else would a turtle recommend.)

Try some Windex.

It’s called ‘toe jam’!!!

It’s Jon’s pimento toe cheese from Garfield, yesterday.

Is that Athlete’s Foot?

A green rash. Interesting. Likely an infection. You’ll have fun with that, I’m sure.

Cooties.

See if Sherman can round up one of those remoras he knows to remove it from your claw.

How about some toe jam football? Fillmore, go deep!!

Was he Japanese? ’Cause I think that might be wasabi—which means you made the sushi menu, Hawthorne!

Serves you right for being such a crabby person/crab…..

I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but that doesn’t look like a rash.

Looks like a fungus! :P