Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for October 12, 2023

He could start a streaming service for boomers with bladder problems.

and so got a rhetorical answer.

Bitter boomer bought some butter. But, said he, “The butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But if I buy some better butter, better than the bitter butter, it will make my bitter batter better.”

Repeat three times, fast.

All millennial fish are tilapia: utterly tasteless.

What does he know that he can stream?

Ageist.

The boomer has no vision but Ernest is wearing thick glasses. Just sayin’.

If the boomers had no vision, you wouldn’t have the electronics and the internet to stream with…

Bitter Boomer would be a good band name for old folks.

If Hawthorne did his own streaming service, what would he call it?

Would ‘streaming’ in a lagoon be overkill?

Ernest ……… Hawthorne …… “REALLY” didn’t want you to answer ……… or at least truthfully ……. :)

Hawthorne doesn’t know the first thing about streaming. Binging, on the other hand…

Those terrible boomers. They could never come up with a well meaning company like Theranos, WeWork or FTX.

Haha! (＾▽＾)