Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 18, 2023

How do you know if a golfer is in the room?

He’ll tell you.

;-D

The story about how he got hit by Hawthorne’s ball, while he was standing behind him, was a better story.

And he hooked one right into your jaw (!), Shermy!!

As bad as cyclists?

It hurts to talk, but not to brag.

Not just golfers – anyone who thinks they’ve got an “interesting” story that others want to hear. Aaargh.

I want to be a golf reporter: He hit the ball. He walked to the ball. He hit the ball. He walked…

It’s amazing that Hawthorne never gets punished for anything that he does to Sherman, Fillmore, or anybody else.

Golfers!….but then there’s shooters: There I was, on station 5; 5 shots at the squirrel (steel target plates) at 623yds. Wind was left to right at 3, but that is just 5 clicks left (wind drift compensation). Hold…hold…shoot….and ..YES hit the plate! We’re just as bad as Golfers.

Fillmore’s going, “yes it hurts to talk . You’re KILLIN’ me.”

Fishermen and “the one that gotta away.”

Haha! (＾▽＾)