Dolly Parton suspected in a ring of tv remote theft in (undisclosed lagoon location) has been found. Authorities claim Miss Dolly has no Idea what we’re talking about and was quoted to say, “Why don’t you come in a set a spell. You look thirsty, would you like some lemonade? I just baked a fresh batch of cookies.”
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
When Dolly was asked how long it took to do her hair, she replied, “I don’t know. I’m never there.”
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
Sherman casts a wide net for his suspect list, and I bet his wife’s not on it.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
I think it’s that Pastis guy. He’s weird.
Niko S 7 months ago
OMG that’s really funny.
ladykat 7 months ago
I can see Megan hiding the remote to her family’s TV, but taking every remote in the lagoon seems a bit far-fedched.
CaveCat87 7 months ago
Good call having a suspect list, Sherman, even if your choice of suspects seems questionable.
Calvins Brother 7 months ago
Gary Busy should be up there. He’s kinda shady.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
Dolly Parton suspected in a ring of tv remote theft in (undisclosed lagoon location) has been found. Authorities claim Miss Dolly has no Idea what we’re talking about and was quoted to say, “Why don’t you come in a set a spell. You look thirsty, would you like some lemonade? I just baked a fresh batch of cookies.”
sandflea 7 months ago
Is Jolene a suspect?
mistercatworks 7 months ago
He’s going to need more string and thumbtacks.
asrialfeeple 7 months ago
Revenge of the Sixth!
M209T 7 months ago
Never!
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
They are in her hair.