Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 09, 2009

Shoe, all women see that as their role in life.

“Lest we forget”

Good luck, Doris! You’d be better off with Windows 7.

She should just switch.

It’s too late for “Cash for Clunkers,’ but maybe she can still trade him in.

Reality Check: Women need to upgrade too.

tiger - do you prefer the “bigger boobs” or “bigger brains” upgrade for the women? Personally, I like the “bigger brain” so they can keep up with my conversations ahaha I’m dead now haha

In IT upgrade usually means software upgrade, while changing the entire hardware is more radical; thus the change vs. upgrade joke.

A woman marries a man thinking she will change him and can’t. A man marries a woman thinking she won’t change and she does.

Everybody changes, but it’s not always for the better.

Is it possible to get to windows 7 from 3.1? or in Shoe’s case from a Commodore 64.

One other course Fish Stix, How to get rid of your perfect mate, without involving murder, it is so messy.

The best way to change your spouse is to change yourself first. Then he/she will change the way they react to you. Check out the Kirk Cameron movie “Fireproof” for a perfect example.

Forget the rest, just show her the door.

Yeh, Joe Allen Doty said what people say about MY speed: I’m just ‘half-fast.’