Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 20, 2010

Cosmo took my advice. He’s thinking about getting a newer car.

Cosmo, stick with the old Desoto.

“I looooove the wine-filled interior”…

Yikes. That’s a ‘96?

Cosmo should steer clear of that salesman.

yeah, dig that rug! that cars got more mileage on it from going up and down on the rack then it does on the road.

Fix the De Soto, it’s a classic.

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Wow! from 1960 to 1996 - that’s quite a move.

I find this sales guy’s chest hair, no feathers, no hair, oh whatever, sort of strange.

actually it’s shag carpet

BUY IT!!!!!!!! it’s gotta be better than the desoto.

Ah,that old car smell. No one ever talks about it, because it’s hard to speak when they’re busy throwing up on the lot.

All that air–and it’s free!

I guess that Cosmo likes HOT AIR ‘cause he’s getting plenty of it from the salesman…

I don’t remember AIR ever being on the list of things I was looking for in a new car. I must be doing something wrong.

Don’t trade the Desoto in. I’ll buy it,

just put a new motor in the Desoto…….HEMI…..might of had one to begin with.

My grandfather had a 1940 something Desoto,,,he had a baby pic of me on the glove box…nice memory

If the Professor wants a good used DeSoto, in working condition, he should go to Honest Fidel’s, in Havana!

The AIR Cosmo will get is called a twin 70. You roll both front windows down and do 70.

Hey, you guys, don’t you recognize the car salesman? That’s GROUCHO MARX! His original TV show was sponsored by DeSoto.

Now, that’s funny!

@ted.hering—Nice catch. Can I say that you just may be an old f-rt like me?

Keep the DeSoto!