Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 20, 2010

His expert opinion has currency in the market.

Bonsai tree….that’s that little minature tree that grows in a pot.

Because the are prunned.

He is way out on a Limb

Meanwhile, Viagra Bank, despite the forecast of hard times to come, rose sharply while assets remained firm.

And he types all of this with a straight face.

Call in Mr Miagi!

It’s too early in the morning for punsters!

Well, he does make a lot of cents.

Dough’t get me started.

As for you edcole1961, if you can’t Cialis, maybe you can Boniva.

Dang these puns.

Good for punsters. Very apt; almost as dry as NOLA without water today or civil computers.

PUNS OLD AS 2008 MAM!! get new ones.

* Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 16:42:34 -0400

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

So who wrote that in 2008?

And our bankers all celebrate profits with a Nippon?

As Pat Morita says…

Nippon stocks were “Waxing on this morning but are forecast to Wax off later this week”

His long-term relationship with Frank & Ernst is finally paying dividends!

The Oragami National Bank is just a paper tiger, while the Bonsai Savings’s bark is worse than its bite.

Gluttons for PUNishment! I love it!

I’m with you, treB