Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 03, 2012

Spare no expense Shoe. Just give her the house and the car now. It’s cheaper than alimony.

No such thing as a cheap date where women are concerned. Your money always spends better than theirs…

Shoe, I told you she was a gold-digger.

Or a lobsters eater.

“Watch YOUR step or you may be walking home!”

The flower is a nice match for the hair.

Meanwhile in Maine, lobster is selling for less than $5.00 a pound!

Wait till you get her bill. (I hear she is quit talented with it.)

I’d start walking now, Shoe.

She is talking richer soul while Shoe is talking poorer physically.

Ewww! If someone were paying for an expensive dinner for me I’d order something besides fish-flavored cotton.

Maybe he’s color blind. :)

Bird sex only lasts about 5 seconds!

when i was real young, i went out on a cheap date….it was with a baby chicken…….

I feel so much better when I review Shoe’s situation. I bet he’s never been taken out and wined and dined by the amour propre…or improper. They both like to grab the check.