Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 14, 2012

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I had a car like that. A quart of oil with every tank of gas. And it wasn’t even an old SAAB!

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Nothing like baling wire, bubblegum, STP, and a quart or three of oil to keep an old car running.

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    Chas60  over 12 years ago

    It’s a Desota, it’ll need more than two cans of oil!

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    No, the Perfesser’s already passed out.

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    luvcmx  over 12 years ago

    My father had a ’32 Ford that got 40 miles to the quart of oil. According to him It leaked out the rear main bearing.

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    My first car was a 64 Studebaker. It took around 2 quarts a day.gmartin997, you are absolutely correct about that. Sometimes I miss getting out there and doing my own work, but being able to jump in the car at anytime, without having to worry is awfully nice.

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    jklwaddle  over 12 years ago

    It’s DeSoto, Not Desota!!

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    Fill it up with oil, and check the gas.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    You could do that with cars built before the 80’s. Now changing spark plugs is major maintenance.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No kidding ! I could repair my old 1963 Ford 150 pick-up, myself – and I’m no mechanic.Now you have to have a degree in electronics just to look under the hood. The car manufacturers don’t want YOU to work on your own car. They want you to spend a small fortune at the dealership.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Yup, that’s my excuse too. My Dad actually had one of those huge old befinned and splashy-tack chrome top-of-the-line MONSTERS, and he had it long after it was embarrassing.

    I came home after a long stay away to find my Dad had lost his visual values…etc. Merely stuffiness on my part, of course. I look at drawings of the Perfesser’s car and remember my shock the first time I saw my Dad’s.

    I guess it really IS in the eye of the beholder.

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago

    One of these days, when I have millions upon millions of dollars from the lottery, I’m going to have an old classic built from scratch – I’ll have the frame (chassis and body frame) made of aluminum tubes, coated in “Rino Lining”. The body panels will be carbon fibre. It’ll LOOK like a classic (I’m thinking 55’ Cadillac or maybe a Ford Galaxy etc.) but it’ll be uber light, and have a V6 or be 100% electric.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The mechanics couldn’t figure where the oil was going in my dad’s 62 Studebaker. First time I climbed underneath I found the two inch hole in the oil pan!

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    firedome  over 12 years ago

    the perfessor’s DeSot is back in the shop again…he should belong to the local mopar club.

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