Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 17, 2013

OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .

Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !

Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!

I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.

Will Shoe bury the story?

As long as you can find someone to fill the box.

Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!

On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.

Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.

Mort said.."Are you hungry..would you like a cold sandwich

got one right here?"

Mort has a creepy resemblance to a buzzard (vulture). He also looks fairly well fed, for a buzzard. Seems like a good career choice to me.

Shades of Pogo: Sarcophagus McCabre

Just make sure you don’t bury the lede, Cosmo.

“Sebastian, drop whomever you’re doing! We’ve got a LIVE one!”

(From “Ajax Mortuary”, courtesy of Hudson and Landry. Brilliant sketch.)

My ex-brother-in-law was a mortician. He said he enjoyed working with people.

till death do we part

Mortuary sign spotted in Alabama said..“You’re In Good Hands With….Last State.”

old billboard sign (may have been a photoshopped pic) … 2 mortuaries, no hospital … drive safely, we’ll wait.