Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 11, 2020

…..and without stealing any signs.

Or maybe they put de feet in der mouth ;)

Nice Job! He’s like every coach I knew as a kid. Their mere existence insured a miserable game for the team. I pulled my son from a little league team because of the self-centered coach.

I sense some sarcasm here.

This reminds me, I sure do miss baseball.

It’s good to see that baseball is back.

And he just pulled a punch line from “Gilligan’s Island”…

if Yogi were alive today, he’d be rolling over in his grave

Kind of like those poor souls who got too close to the Disney World ponds.

Most of the soccer teams I coached.

yea US. We’er #34, we’re #34

That’s a very old joke.

Ah, but at least you got your foot out of your mouth…

Henry Kissinger used that line during negotiations for an end to the war in Viet Nam. Then, to finally get the U.S. off of Vietnamese soil, they once again pulled defeat from the jaws of victory, but this time it was final.

Writer’s block, eh?

Ouch.