Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 16, 2020

Keep going

“Movin’ on down…..to the north side”.

Funny how people say that, but they never do it. I remember a comedian who said you never see an American strapping a door to their butt and paddling in the ocean to a new country.

Head South of the Border. It’s warmer there they say. It’s a paradise there they say.

Yeah, sure, we’ve heard that line before.

I’m moving and you can have the stall after I’m done.

I just wish all the Hollywood celebrities who said they would move to another country if a particular candidate was elected would keep their promises.

well, at least she’ll have good medical coverage…

I was thinking of a different movement.

Some candidates speeches could even make your lunch move out of you.

Sorry, our border is closed.

I’d move to Canada if it wasn’t so cold there.

Uh, I believe the Canadians are, as we speak, deciding to keep the border closed for another month. For their own protection. . .

yeah we heard all this from the likes Streisand and her hollywierd buddys years ago. they’re still here and just complaining instead of doing things.

More like a bowel movement.

Canadians have competent leadership, not perfect but better than just adequate. Whatever happens over the next year, Americans can be pretty sure it will be handled as ineptly as is humanly possible.

Yes, even the ganders swoon over Justin.

Canada actually takes their immigration laws and requirements for entry seriously, and would not accept most of the blowhards who threaten to move there.

Do you really think it’s any better there? Think again.

Do the birds there like “iffy” food too?

Not so fast.. we have standards too. Although in fairness it’s hard to tell with our current government… but still, we do have them.

They have their problems too. Now dictators, on the other hand, get things done in a hurry.

US had 24.4 million immigrants in 2019 and nine million emigrated to other countries for a 2.7 to one ratio. It was the #1 immigration destination in the world for 2019 according to the UN.

So long Senator Belfry.

“THEY” lie!!

“Moving.” Like my bowels…