Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 02, 2020

Matador at cafe for dinner: “Steak!”

Zsa Zsa Gabor to Ernest Hemingway, he having told her the plight of a friend in Pamplona: “Oh, zu said he vas gored! Thank God, I tsought you said he vas bored!”(Supposedly a true story.)

Matadors getting their just desserts.

That one really got me by the horns!

Could be worse. He might be running with the bears.

It bad form to cheer for the Bull , I cheer for the Bull !

sounds like someone needs to take this matter by the horns…

https://i.postimg.cc/jjXvtfVt/angry-owl.jpg

The bulls were actually going for the capes. We need to find some with better vision.

Wouldn’t it be IRRITATED bull syndrome?

The running from bulls event in Pamplona, Spain has been canceled this year

The headline reads “Horny Bull’s Torn Toreador’s Testies!”

Ferdinand…..where are you when we need you?

Stupid “sport”—but I laughed.

Matadors are gore losers.

I’m not a big fan of bull fights. Or cock fights for that matter.

Gaah-rooaan

Sounds like a load of bull to me!