Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 05, 2020

sounds about right.

Made me think of a child’s poem…

“Here was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile

He had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile…"

If they traded him with another team… he would probably be the best! Thus the Can’t Win situation!

He sees the error of his ways…..

I heard that every Kings fan wearing a Dan “Beachball” Cloutier jersey can say the same thing. ..

In Little League, the least good defensive player gets sent to right field. I spent lots of time there.

Maybe he could be a Tax preparer. Since he would not ever have to catch a tax audit.

In honor of Charles Schulz, he should have used Joe Shlabotnik.

Well done-you got me to laugh-almost out loud.

He really doesn’t need to catch it when it’s hitting him squarely in the face.

I think it was jack buck during a broadcast of a St. Louis baseball game. What do Michael Jackson and the St. Louis cardinals have In common? They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason at all.

Stan Squidlipp was last year’s winner of the Marvelous Marv Thornberry Award for fielding.

I never saw Marvelous Marv play, but I loved his Lite beer commercials !

Sadly, there’s a lot of sports dudes who get paid big bucks and can’t catch anything.