Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 16, 2021

That’s just a minor overhaul…..

Reminds me of the time Johnny Carson quipped that Kirk Douglas had had so many face lifts that the dimple in his chin was actually his navel.

I get a covid test every week. I’ve had more nose jobs than Elizabeth Taylor

But have you seen the new car & boat the cosmetic surgeon has.

Roz has alfresco dining.

She went from looking like a normal 40 year old to looking like a weird 34 year old.

Is this the first time we’ve seen Roz outside of her cafe?

But those boobies!

A friend of my wife’s spent a small fortune getting a face-lift, botox injections, and other cosmetic surgery, as well as her butt and boobs, enhanced.

I wondered why she spent all that money when she was still as old and ugly as she was before. Now, she just had a bigger a$$, breasts that didn’t move when she did, and a permanently frozen face!

It made HER feel better though and that is what counts…..

If she inherited that money, she looked fabulous!!!

speaking of denying reality… women take it to a higher plateau

So Gloria is getting a beak job and a feather lift.

For that kind of money, I’d expect that you wouldn’t be able to recognize me at all!!