Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 17, 2021

Just follow these easy A B C instructions…..

Setting the time on a VCR

“But my baby is bigger than the Child-Car-Seat. But the LAW says that until he get to a certain age he must stay in the Child-Car-Seat.”

A story that I have heard more than once, or even twice.

Second Greatest Achievement: “Installing” a child into that car seat.

Solution to the car seat problem – leave the kid home!

The only time I have trouble assembling things is when the instructions are wrong. I send the corrections to companies.

Would that be on your Rocket? Don’t think it would the be called a Child Safety seat.

As a rocket scientist, let me say, “They” frown on you installing your child’s car seat in any of the US space capsules. Originally I thought it was because there was only one seat in the Mercury capsules, then I thought it was because there was no back seat in the Gemini or Apollo capsules, but “They” objected to it in any of the space shuttle back seats. I just don’t understand

Child car seat installation isn’t rocket science. It’s much harder.

My kid refuses to sit in a child car seat. Granted, he’s 23 …

But he’s still working on folding fitted sheets.

But can you assemble and Ikea cabinet?

I thought it would be keeping the squirrels out of the bird feeder.

…from an Ikea kit.

From my hometown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2aP2zPzCM&list=PLivjPDlt6ApQYqIHTqgb0J7cIbPVoiaZR