Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 11, 2021

She ain’t worth it. He looks like he has a wallet and she’s a gold digger

“I’ll Have What She’s Havin” – Reba McEntire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq7ooq8KzxQ

Sounds like a line from…..“When Harry Met Sally”.

Cosmo, you can afford the beer. The other thing is way, way outside your price-range.

He looks like he’s having a mid life crisis.

Just what’s on the menu, please.

“I’ll get you a beer. The other part you’ll have to fake for yourself.”

Sounds like when I met my wife, I should have just drank the beer and left. Hind sight?

I doubt it’s on the menu. If it is, I will be going there for lunch and breakfast and dinner…

If he’s lucky, she’s having a cosmo.

What he’s having is never a bad choice

Me too.

Sticking with beer is cheaper in the long run.

You mean ‘who’, don’t you?

I don’t think he’s sharing.

If you’d like what he’s having you’ll have to go to a dating service

Beak to beak, toe to toe, thus hormones flow.