Put your other foot on the scale…..
And in front of and on each side.
Get your @$$ in gear then.
Another metaphor misfire….
Stop eating for a while.
At least if I’m carrying my weight behind me, I can’t see it!
Counterbalance… if it weren’t there you would be falling on your face. God knew all about physics when he made us.
Hey, one needs padding to sit in that chair at the Tattler.
I thought the window in first panel was “M Y ☭”
An elastic waist and pleats in your ‘workout’ shorts helps you avoid the obvious. Pleats in the back?
Well, I’ll have you know… I have a PERFECT “hourglass” figure….. all the sand is at the bottom.
If you’re watching your weight, keep it out front where you can see it more easily.
Walked right into that one.
Funny guy….
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Put your other foot on the scale…..
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
And in front of and on each side.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Get your @$$ in gear then.
rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Another metaphor misfire….
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Stop eating for a while.
Linguist over 2 years ago
At least if I’m carrying my weight behind me, I can’t see it!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Counterbalance… if it weren’t there you would be falling on your face. God knew all about physics when he made us.
rshive over 2 years ago
Hey, one needs padding to sit in that chair at the Tattler.
Dean over 2 years ago
I thought the window in first panel was “M Y ☭”
goboboyd over 2 years ago
An elastic waist and pleats in your ‘workout’ shorts helps you avoid the obvious. Pleats in the back?
SylviSterling over 2 years ago
Well, I’ll have you know… I have a PERFECT “hourglass” figure….. all the sand is at the bottom.
RabbitDad over 2 years ago
If you’re watching your weight, keep it out front where you can see it more easily.
KEA over 2 years ago
Walked right into that one.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Funny guy….