Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 10, 2022

That’s par for the course…..

That’s a duff one

Non-golfer here. What’s par for crooks?

That’s like the fisherman who fought off a crook by whacking him with a humongous fish he had caught.

He improved his lie.

That is so much better.

How did Cosmo know? Is that the autopsy?

Of course. The golfer lied about his strokes.

Did this golfer do this in the buff or in the fairway? Was the robber the Bōgie Man? And did they catch him in a sand rap? But I’ll bet after all was said and done, all the other golfers out there were green with envy. Still I heard the the golfer puttered when talking to the reporters.

Aren’t you SUPPOSED to yell “Four!” before you swing? Or is that hoarseshoes?

A golfer is one who shoots a 5, yells “four/fore,” then writes down a 3.

If it goes to the right, it’s a slice

If it goes to the left, it’s a hook

If it goes straight, it’s a miracle

You yell “FORE” when you think your ball is heading towards someone… It is a warning to beware..

One of the hits was just practice.

What does a golfer do when he gets hungry? He eats his sand wedge.

I guess he took a Mulligan.

4 stokes!

He took a mulligan

Did he speak softly or did he yell “Fore”?

Golfers just can’t help themselves. . . .

I’ll give him a Mulligan if he wants a do over…..