Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 19, 2022

Turn the mute on the scale…..

If you put on a few more pounds, you may well be able to crush the scale — or at least the talking part of it.

Alexa goes to the bathroom!

That’s the first of that size sold since Cosmo bought the last one.

I use a balance-beam scale. It doesn’t talk back. Needs no batteries. And I can read the weight at chest level. And once you set/caligrate the weight at zero pounds/Kg you never have to re-calibrate the scale again.

Why would you have a scale that weighs in like that on your weigh in?

One at a time, please

oh the scale of arrogance

Oh so now even bathroom scales are body shamers? Where will it end??

A (trash) talking scale

Elastic, suspenders, and a belt. Mostly just for looks, but he can keep his giant phone case, large ring of keys and Leatherman holster on it.

God thing those scales aren´t solar powered, they would never work.

Like ole Cosmo, I’m sporting a gross belly in my old age. Though I’ve had to buy larger clothes, I do have some pants that are too big. I wear them, usually with suspenders, when I want to feel slimmer.

Just what Cosmo needs, a ‘talking’ bathroom scale channeling Don Rickles.

When artificial intelligence becomes artificial smart-a*s.

Cosmo borrowed his scale from Garfield.

“Would one person please get off the scales…”

This is proof that hearts on your shorts make you look good.