Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 17, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So the box will be smaller…..

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    You can still lose weight before cremation. Lay off the cream part.

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    jmolay161  almost 2 years ago

    Gallows humor more appropriate to a Far Side cartoon!

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    All your diets and exercise went up in smoke.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Would it be environmentally safe to do that to Cosmo? It might be safer all around to stick him a box and bury it.

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    banks00wv  almost 2 years ago

    So he could finally have a smokin’ hot body!

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    Mentor397  almost 2 years ago

    Mine is almost all water weight. Just poke a hole in me when I die, and my corpse’ll look like a raisin.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 2 years ago

    Loose weight and have a smoking hot body.

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    The oven ain’t large enough.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Be careful of grease fires

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    Rauderi  almost 2 years ago

    This is possibly the most I’ve ever related to a comic strip.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Won’t work, Cosmo. Your suit coat is fireproof.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    Either way you’ll lose weight.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    From time to time I’ve thought of donating my bod to science. After they’ve used it for transplanting and the like, they’d cremate the remains. And, yes, that would be my last ditch chance to finally lose weight.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    Also, it speeds up the ‘…to ashes’ part.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s the only way Cosmo can get a piece of ash.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Well if we distill you, you can lose up to 60% of your body weight – on the average…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, Cosmo, that fiery idea works. If you don’t believe it, just ash Mort!!!

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    But still it is all dead weight!

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    His goose is cooked

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